Misadventures Thread

"He teleported to apparently the middle of the ocean, his Teleport whirry and blurry due to his drunk state. Looked like the Seafoam Islands. Gastrodon immediately came out and Surfed.

I looked around
"How the .... did we get to the seafoam islands?" I asked him'

Hic. "Drunken Teleport." Hic. "LERTS DO THIS AGAIN!"

We then went back to the bar we were at.

woah!"
I was surprised by how quickly he was doing this.

"Thats," Hic. "What happens when you're pretty much a master Psychic.."

I slapped him when he was of guard with my metal arm hoping that would sober him up.

He would still be drunk no matter how much pain. Mmmm... 12 Kamikazes, 30 Raw Vodkas... yum.

Where did you get all this booze? your only like 15." I said with confusion

"Psychic, Champion, Trainer of KAGAMI, fake ID. Any questions?"

Can I see your ID?" I asked

"Nope~!" He then laughed maniacally, unaware of the knocked out girl in his arms.

I took it from him anyway hopped on arcy.
"Lets Roll, Arcy!"
He nodded as we ran off.

I awoke suddenly. Mikona probably used Teleport again. He always does that without warning and when he does, I get knocked out. Dunno why I do but it bothered me. Not like Mikona would take advantage of me. He's not like that, right?

I opened my eyes slightly and took a glance around. We were at the Seafoam Islands. It was warm and peaceful. I noticed Silver fleeing on Arcanine with an inebriated Mikona...holding me?! LIKE I'M HIS BRIDE?! I quickly closed my eyes and pretended to be asleep, trying to avoid all of this. But my mind kept racing. OHMYGOSH! OHMYGOSH! THIS IS HAPPENING SO FAST! We're only 15 and! and...and...well...if...If he would have me- Eh? He didn't seem to be looking at me. That idiot -.-

"Lets Roll, Arcy!"
The Arcanine nodded as Silver fled.

"W-w-wait" cried out Mikona, still clearly drunk. Mikona used teleport again, this time leaving me slumped over on the bar stool. I sat up and saw all of the empty liquor and vodka bottles. "Honestly, I'd slap him if I didn-"

"Didn't what?" A stern voice echoed behind me. A hand was placed on my shoulder. Only one guy would do that. I turned around to see Fushidara, with a vengeful fire burning in his eyes.

"H-how m-much d-did y-you s-s-s-see?" I quivered. He looked mad.

"All of it. From the boat to right now. I'll be back." He solemnly said. In a flash, Gallade and him teleported away.

"Wait!" I tried to say. But by then, he was already gone.

Fushidara's Turn

I was furious. That Mikona acted so innocently when I first met him. Never expected him to end up drunk in front of Satoko. No, never expected. Couldn't have been all a facade. If it was, I would've seen this coming. It was like someone else was possessing him or changed his attitude. Someone so careless and idiotic like...like...Silver.

Gallade and I teleported to see Silver running off on Arcanine. Silver was clutching a card. Either way, I mad at his guts.

"Gallade, use shadow sneak to stop Arcy!"

As Fushi teleported away with his Gallade, I cringed in celebration of my soberness rising back to play. "Urgh... still night time? My alcohol immunities getting better, I guess."

Looking down, I then saw Satoko.

In my arms.

Bridal style.

With a heavy blush on her face.

...What the F*CK happened?

Regaining Kuudere at a quickly growing 93%, I turned to look at my partner in the eyes. God knows why my spoon was sticking to my neck, but apparently it must of made me full bishonen when I said in a pretty damn low voice.

"That was one hell of a ride, Eh, Satoko?"

...I swear to god, If Kagami used that sparkle illusion again...

Fushidara's Turn

Gallade's Shadow Sneak knocked Silver off of Arcanine, leaving him lying on the sand of the beach. The card fell out of his grip and fell to the ground. I picked it up.

"So, Silver. Up to some trickery? That's not becoming of an Elite Four, now."

Back to Satoko's hot scene

I looked up to see Mikona's face. Still a deep red from the alchohol, but he seemed sober and more in control. His face sparkled in the moonlight of the beach (which probably was because of Kagami). I can't remember when I started falling for him, but it feels like we were supposed to be together like this.

"That was one hell of a ride, eh, Satoko?" he said in a low and attractive voice.

I couldn't help but blush even more. I wrapped my arms around his neck and brought myself close to him, embracing him and feeling his warmth.

"Yeah. It was. And I wouldn't have had it any other way." I said. The moon shone well in the horizon, over the calm, seawater as we sat in eachother's arms.

Wait, hot scene, what?

Shoot, damn, and damn again, my all time crush is hugging me. Not just hugging me, as in, Gardevoir-the-Embrace-Pokemon hugging me.

"I wouldn't have it any other way." She said.

...Cute.

.....really cute.

I chuckled and looked at the sea in thought. "I guess it'll always be this way, huh?" I then looked at the sea. Then I looked at her. Look back at the sea. ...Look back at her.

You know what?

I know I really shouldn't, and my consciousness is probably cussing like an angry sailor right now but I'm just about drunk enough to do it!

I then gave her a quick peck on the cheek then moved faster than a Teleport as I looked away blushing like a madman.

... I'm not sure whether to regret nothing or everything.

Mikona teleported before I could saw a word. Then again, how could I? The cute, shy guy I fell in love with finally gave me a kiss on the cheek. This was the happiest night of my life! With all of the blood rushing to my head, I fainted onto the soft sand, gushing at what just happened.

By morning, I opened my eyes. In the bright sun overhead stood, Fushi-nii. He didn't look mad, though. More relieved. In his hand, he held a card with Mikona's face.

"So, even after all of the drinking and chaos, all he did was a kiss." he said solemnly. "Okay."

Morning rituals. Lets see... Fly back to Indigo... Get to Kanto... Visit home with Satoko...

Satoko.

....FFFFFFFFF***.

I quickly teleported to the beach, Pokemon in hand. Literally, for Kagami, I had her over my shoulder when I teleported. She's just getting up now. Coming up with a million apologies, my face froze when I saw Fushi standing over Satoko with a card in hand. More specifically, my fake ID.

Fushidara's Turn

I glanced over to see a hurried Mikona. I felt ambivalent towards him.

"Well well well. Here's lover-boy." I said in a bored voice. I walked over to him and handed his fake ID. While handing it to him, I leaned over and whispered in his ear.

"I'm grateful that you can maintain yourself under all of that. But your mother's Mariel. I know her and you can do better than a little peck."

I walked off, waving my hand behind me.

"Have fun in Saffron, you kids. I'm heading back to the Elite Four. Right, Melo?"

Meloetta popped up over my shoulder. She winked back at the two of them, and then we teleported away.

Back to Satoko

I saw Fushi-nii's Meloetta wink back at the two of us. What did that mean? Was he up to something? I shrugged.

"So...what was that about Saffron, Mikona?"

Fushidara wrote:

Fushidara's Turn

Gallade's Shadow Sneak knocked Silver off of Arcanine, leaving him lying on the sand of the beach. The card fell out of his grip and fell to the ground. I picked it up.

"So, Silver. Up to some trickery? That's not becoming of an Elite Four, now."

Back to Satoko's hot scene

I looked up to see Mikona's face. Still a deep red from the alchohol, but he seemed sober and more in control. His face sparkled in the moonlight of the beach (which probably was because of Kagami). I can't remember when I started falling for him, but it feels like we were supposed to be together like this.

"That was one hell of a ride, eh, Satoko?" he said in a low and attractive voice.

I couldn't help but blush even more. I wrapped my arms around his neck and brought myself close to him, embracing him and feeling his warmth.

"Yeah. It was. And I wouldn't have had it any other way." I said. The moon shone well in the horizon, over the calm, seawater as we sat in eachother's arms.

"waah!"
[SFX: me hitting the ground]
I was knocked off arcy and I got up and dusted my self off then I called arcy back as fushi came over.
My Voice had noticeably changed and I looked fushi Directly In the eyes
"Sorry Fushi Its Greed, but onto your question. No I just wanted to see Mikona-san's Id card No need for violence."

I blushed mad at his mention at my mother. Don't remind me... I then put the ID away.

"Have fun in Saffron, you kids." I didn't understand what he meant. It was probably something innocent...

..Until Kagami whispered in my ear what he did mean. I then saw Meloletta's wink at us.

"What was that about Saffron, Mikona?" Kuudere... lowering... dangerous... 45%...
"N-Nothing... absolutely nothing..." Kagami then gave a wolf call from her place, making it even worse.

Why is it my closest Pokemon and mom are perverted as an anime old man?

Fushidara and Greelver's Confrontation the Night Before

Silver Evans wrote:

"waah!"
[SFX: me hitting the ground]
I was knocked off arcy and I got up and dusted my self off then I called arcy back as fushi came over.
My Voice had noticeably changed and I looked fushi Directly In the eyes
"Sorry Fushi Its Greed, but onto your question. No I just wanted to see Mikona-san's Id card No need for violence."

"Sure," I replied as I picked up the ID Card. "You can look at it all you want, but that's no reason for you to run off and steal it. Atleast control your greed for stuff a bit, okay?"

Present Time with Satoko and Mikona

I saw him shy his face away again. It was settling that the Mikona I first met is still in there. Still, he has the audacity to feel shy after how bold he was last night? Men.

Saffron City...wasn't that where Mikona lived? Is he taking me on a date or something?
"Wait...are we going to your hometown? That sounds like fun! Let's get going, Mikona!"

I Smiled like liing yao usually does then I walked over and patted fushi on the back.
"Alright Fushi-kun. Just cause we're friends."

I then nodded to Kagami to get our things from the hotel, her teleporting and coming back after, bags in hand. I straightened my military uniform and lifted my hat. "Let's go, then."

We both then teleported to Saffron.

Enter: Mariel Silencia

Meanwhile, the shot panned to the back of a medieval-dressed woman was with her Gardevoir, scouting with her binoculars at the top of Silph Co. A whirring teleport sound then echoed, the lady tracking it and observing the source. The camera then showed her lips, curved into a sly, mischievous smile. They moved to speak, a husky, rough, yet feminine voice coming out.

"So sonny boys come back home, eh? Heh..."

She then jumped from the top story and to the ground, Gardevoir teleporting after. She quickly issued a magenta colored telekinesis, landing on the ground softly as she floated down. The camera then panned up smoothly, showing the said female in all her glory.

Saint Mariel Silencia is now in the game.

Post-Story E4

Mariel was bored. Like, bored, bored. Defeated Team Rocket, her son beat her out, and now he was famous just like her. Famous... she smirked and went to pester Fushidara for some fun time, as well as some encouragement.

"Yo Bookie! Get your a** out here and let's go sign some autographs in Goldenrod!"